The Azimio Parliamentary Group Meeting, held yesterday at the Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka (SKM) Command Centre in Karen, sent a communique to the media on the things they have agreed about.
Speaking on Wednesday 31st May on the Finance Bill 2023 – Minority Leader, Opiyo Wandayi who read the statement on behalf of all MPs, said Azimio MPs who were in the meeting consider Finance Bill 2023 as a Bill sponsored by people living in another planet and who doesn’t feel the lived realities of suffering Kenyans.
“Kenyans have been wondering why William Ruto has lately been looking like those aliens we’ve been watching in the movies promising to invade the Earth, harvest hustlers for food, before destroying the country to smithereens. After this presser, they will wonder no more.,” Opiyo read
On the Bipartisan Talks – Azimio told President William Ruto that they have recognized the concession he made to have the talks resume with regards to answering Azimio’s prayer requests on IEBC Reconstitution, preservation of election servers for scrutiny, and the raid on Jubilee Party by agents of the devil.
However, Azimio has informed Ruto that they are not satisfied with the manner in which he has been climbing down the Sycamore tree in phases.
He has been reminded that the remaining steps down the tree include; withdrawing the Finance Bill 2023 in-total, lowering the current cost of living back to where he found it, and asking all Jubilee MPs who have defected to UDA to resign and go back to be with their families.
Azimio brigade warned President Ruto that he has few hours to climb down the tree and run to his house to meet Jesus, who is already waiting to read for him Proverbs 22:22-23, “Do not rob the poor, or crush the afflicted, for the Lord will plead their cause and rob of life those who rob them.”
They say they’re not the ones who wrote the Bible for they’re only Messengers of the Lord, but if Ruto wants to test to what extent Kenyans should believe that God can punish those who oppress the poor, they will have no choice but to be there no matter what